The Wise
One of the most awaited parenting moments, since I became a father, is for sure that moment when your son/daughter starts to make tons of questions about anything. I'm preparing for that moment all my life.
"Mighty Allfather (I imagine that my daughter will call me like that), why do birds fly?"
"It's because nobody makes shoes for their paws, so they had to adapt and think smart"
"Mighty Allfather, why tasty food is unhealthy and healthy food taste so bad?"
"It's because whoever programmed this reality, was clearly a sociopath."
The secret of knowledge lies in making questions, not having answers.
We used to question everything when we were young, but now we want to have an answer for everything. This is the paradox of knowledge and how naive adults are.
This kit contains The Wise, made with the most questioning resin in this world.
Who's The Wise?
The Wise is an ancient Elf who has spent so many centuries wandering through Inneath that his body has gradually become more shrub than person, which is generally what happens when one remains thoughtful in damp places for far too long.
Driven by an insatiable academic curiosity, he observes, questions, records, and carefully catalogues every detail he encounters. The Wise may possess the answer to almost any mystery, although retrieving it from a mind already overcrowded with several millennia of facts, theories, footnotes, and completely unrelated observations can take some time.
His consciousness may now be buried beneath the accumulated weight of knowledge, but that has never stopped him asking one more question. Or writing down the answer. Or forgetting why he asked it in the first place.
Technical Specifications
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Scale: 32mm heroic scale
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Material: High-quality polyurethane resin
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Assembly required (superglue recommended)
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Cleaning recommended before priming (warm water + mild degreaser)
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Designed for tabletop and display use
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Not a toy. Not suitable for children.
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